Tears Of My Haters Mug
Fuel your mornings with something a little stronger than caffeine: pure domination. This mug doesn’t just hold coffee – it holds the sweet, metaphorical tears of everyone who doubted you. Whether you're a gym warrior, office legend, or just someone who enjoys a dramatic beverage moment, this mug was forged for alpha sipping.
Crafted from durable black ceramic (like your sense of humor), this glossy beast is microwave and dishwasher safe — because cleaning up after greatness shouldn’t be hard. Available in 11oz for casual pettiness and 15oz for full-on enemy hydration mode.
So go ahead. Drink like the champion you are. One tear at a time.
Specs (in case they ask):
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Made of 100% ceramic with a glossy “don’t mess with me” finish
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Available in 11oz and 15oz (choose your level of petty)
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C-shaped handle (because straight handles are for losers)
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Dishwasher + microwave safe for max convenience
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BPA & lead-free — your enemies might be toxic, but your mug isn’t
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Sublimation printed for sharp, long-lasting flex
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Mug sourced from China, but the tears? 100% local
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from black ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be placed in the microwave for food or liquid heating
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements
Country of origin
Made in China
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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